I WISH...

[* JAQI]

Granted, but it takes as long as walking from Point A to Point B.

I wish I had the motivation to actually exercise...

[michael]

Granted, but you start eating really unhealthy foods everyday.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[brendan james huntington]

Granted but when you leave you house that you freeze to death in less than a minute.

I wish I was a dog.

[michael]

Granted, but you're bought by mean owners who abuse you.

I wish I had money xP

[brendan james huntington]

Granted but your money is worthless.

I wish I could have wings.

[michael]

Granted, but they're deformed and completely useless.

I wish for nothing >=3 Mwahahaha!

[brendan james huntington]

Granted but you now have everything, even the galaxy.

I wish for a wish.

[michael]

Granted, but the wish killed you.

I wish for something bad not to happen. xDDD

[* JAQI]

Granted, but something horrible happens instead : P

I wish I didn't have school this week...

[vivian]

Granted, but you're in the hospital for the whole week.

I wish I had been able to post more today.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you're not able to post at all for the next week.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy...

[vivian]

Granted, but you go blind so you run into everything.

I wish my brother would stop splashing water on me >>

[* JAQI]

Granted. He just splashes mud instead.

I wish I was more artistically gifted...

[vivian]

Granted, but every piece of art you create is highly inappropriate.

I wish I would stop sneezing

[* JAQI]

Granted but you get an uncontrollable cough instead.

I wish I was done with school already...