I WISH...

[alex]

Granted, you have to wake up at 5:05.

I wish I had remembered to do my homework ._.

[piper]

Granted, but there was so much of it that you were unable to finish everything.

I wish I would stop seeing cute couples all over the place...

(*le sigh* single here...)

[kaiden]

wish granted but instead of seeing cute couples you now see unattractive singles

I wish for a cherry coke

[benjamin]

Granted, but it's warm and there's no carbonation.

I wish I could more accurately determine distances...

[nixnight]

granted, you cant talk though

I wish i had more threads to reply to here and a few less on my pokemon site

[* JAQI]

Granted, but the pokemon site dies as a result.

I wish I were actually doing something tomorrow...

[vivian]

Granted, but you're doing something every minute of the day.

I wish the girl I like liked me back.

[* JAQI]

Granted but when she finally returns your affections you no longer find her attractive.

I wish one of the lottery tickets I bought today will win in the drawing on Tuesday xD

[arielle]

Yes, but it's the drawing that only wins you a chance to win a free meal at a restaurant you hate.

I wish I knew where the hell everyone got these AP Chem packets that I was apparently supposed to have all summer.

[vivian]

Granted, but you still didn't get one.

I wish my English project was done. xP

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you have an even bigger one due for history.

I wish I had a tolerable job...

[vivian]

Granted, but they fire you the next day.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you never get to sleep in again.

I wish my school would get their act together...

[nixnight]

Granted, your are in 20 hours a day

I wish I had some threads to reply to

[* JAQI]

Granted, but they all die quickly.

I wish I was done with school already...