I WISH...

[* JAQI]

Granted, but it just takes 10 years to graduate instead.

I wish I could take the exams to get my license already.

[michael]

Granted, but you fail them all.

I wish I had some cheese.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish I weren't so cold.

[vivian]

Granted, but you're insanely hot instead.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but to make up for it you have to go on Saturday AND Sunday.

I wish I had the ability to eat whatever I wanted without getting fat.

[alex]

Granted, but every time you eat, you get skinnier and skinnier until it kills you.

I wish my grades weren't slipping so much xP

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you have to spend all your waking hours studying to keep passing marks.

I wish I knew how to play an instrument.

[wolfy]

Granted, but it's the triangle.
I wish I lived in the forest.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but every animal within a twenty mile radius is actively trying to kill you. Even the squirrels.

I wish CSS wasn't so hard to understand o.O

[michael]

Granted, but now everything else is difficult to understand.

I wish today wasn't dragging out so long.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but tomorrow, the next day, and the day after that feel ten times slower.

I wish I knew what to get my dad for Christmas...

[wolfy]

*Love the reply to my last post xD*
Granted, but you get nothing in return from anyone. Then you just become depressed.
I wish this headache would go away... forever.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you get an incurable stomachache instead.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow...

[michael]

Granted, but then you have to stay up all day and night for the next two days.

I wish for a wish that I wish I could think of.

[* JAQI]

...Darn you. Hmm, wait...

Granted, but as soon as you think of it, you forget it.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.