I WISH...

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you have to go with them. Mwuahaha

I wish I wasn't single...

[vivian]

Granted, but your partner cheats on you repeatedly.

I wish I had Skyrim for my PC.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but the disk gets scratched to the point of being useless after one play.

I wish I had my own car.

[vivian]

Granted, but it explodes the minute you start it.

I wish my parents would wake up xP

[grace]

Granted, but they give you all sorts of chores when they do.

I wish the country weren't in a freaking recession...

[vivian]

Granted, but it's under severe war now.

I wish we could go eat already ><

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight...

[vivian]

Granted, but whoever does cook for tonight burns down the house.

I wish me and my girlfriend could go hang out tomorrow.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you get stranded by a freak blizzard and will have to resort to cannibalism to survive.

I wish it were autumn already...

[michael]

Granted, but it only lasts for a week.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[* JAQI]

Granted, but you have a terrible nightmare.

I wish school wasn't so taxing...

[vivian]

REVIVAL!

Granted, but it's miserable to go there.

I wish I had more time to do my project.

[nixnight]

Granted - you have 19 years to do and are forced to remain education

I wish I wasn't ill

[* JAQI]

Granted, you just get injured instead.

I wish I had more of a social life to speak of.

[nixnight]

Granted but it's on Sunday evenings at 9-12 only


I wish college didn't stink